December 2011
39 posts
“It was so big she waddled to me!”
– Craig, in reference to the sizable dump his daughter presented to him.
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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“Something’s going on in Bert and Ernie’s apartment and I don’t...”
– Gordon, Sesame Street
Dec 29th
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Balancing Act
Olivia has a cold again and is pretty miserable. Unfortunately, my dad an step-mom are visiting from NM. We’re trying to do a balancing act of them getting to spend time with her while letting her sleep and rest so her cold doesn’t get worse. Throw into the mix a pediatrician “prescribed” new diet, sleep schedule, and iron supplement routine for her low iron. We’re...
Dec 29th
Gotta take The Child to the doctor at 2:45. She developed a rash on Christmas Eve. We assumed it was because I didn’t wash her Christmas pjs she opened before we put them on her. Changed to different pjs and the rash got less angry. We called the pedi today just to ask about it because while not red it is still bumpy. She said to come in for a look because scarlet fever could present as a...
Dec 26th
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Christmas truth
megatim81: I HATE it’s a wonderful life. I’ve only seen it once and i wish I had never seen it at all! I thought I was the only person in the world who hates It’s a Wonderful Life! I LOATHE it.
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Dec 23rd
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Also. A & F reeks.
Dec 23rd
Holy crap the line to see Santa is long. We’ve been here almost 45 minutes and are 2/3 thru the line. Also. Can Abercrombie & Fitch play their music ANY LOUDER?? I am deaf from standing near the store.
Dec 23rd
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I lost 4 lbs last week on Weight Watchers. I just ate 4 chocolate chip cookies (not including the one I had after lunch). I’m not optimistic for the reckoning tomorrow.
Dec 20th
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Dec 18th
[facepalm]
We are dropping C off at the holiday party and popping in to say Hi. We weren’t sure if family was welcome (i.e. kids, spouses are) so I opted not to go because we don’t have sitters lined up.  My friend (also C’s coworker) freaked when she heard we weren’t going. Now for the [facepalm]. While showering to get ready *with the kid sitting in the tub below me because she...
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
thefount: It’s so windy tonight that the inflatable snowman lawn decoration two houses down looks like it’s headbanging. Rock on, Frosty \m/ And our 3 person swing has been blown over again.
Dec 16th
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Dog Farts.
Not for the weak constitution.
Dec 15th
I love it when nap time isn't an epic battle for...
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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When I get text messages from my mother like this: “Love sic of o almost hitting book on the head with a pipe.who marrie” I usually refuse to even acknowledge them after I translate it. If she can’t be bothered to make it clear I can’t be bothered to reply.
Dec 13th
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I started Weight Watchers last week. I already knew the “program” from many years ago but apparently the cheap side in me will try harder when I am actually paying someone. The first weigh-in is tomorrow. I’ve been doing well and I’m looking forward to it. The friend I joined with has been struggling and I feel bad for her.
Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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UPS better get here soon with the expansion panels...
or it’s going to be a long day.
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 7th
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While on vacation I decided on a whim to buy The Child a hermit crab. Upon research on care I found that hermit crab is a misnomer and they get depressed if they are alone. So I bought 3 more. I say I bought them for The Child but the truth is (and thefount knows it) I bought them for myself. They are nocturnal and I hardly see them during the day so I have been getting up in the middle of the...
Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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