Me:No. I just hadn't taken a shit today and had to go.
This has been my week. Questions about my every move. So many questions. It's like I suddenly have a 2 year old AND a 4 year old (hidden in the decrepit, morbidly obese body of a 65 year old).
At least so far during this visit she hasn't crapped or pissed on my couch. This has happened. More than once. She did manage to clog our almost un-cloggable toilet today. And not say anything. Always a treat.